Episode Description
Melissa Forman talks with listener Linda who is calling from a hottub again.
Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Someone's calling to check in eight fy five nine three
nine six nine three six eight by five nine three
nine six nine three six.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Now what were you saying? Looking at maybe the last
week of the hot tub Lindo? Wait, Linda? Are you
in the hot tub? Linda in the hot tuba? How
funny that I remembered it was you. Oh no, where
are my bubbles?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
There's Linda. Linda's in the hot tub. Yeah, what are
you doing? I'm so sweet? You're going to close your
hot tub in about a week. Maybe it's getting kind
of cool here. Wait, people people at their hot tubs
up all year round. They run out in the winter
and the freezing. They're crazy. No, you're not going to
do that. Okay, I have a blow up? Oh you've
(00:41):
blow up hot.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
H Okay, you can't do that, all right, So you're
just you're just relaxing, kicking.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Back right now in it, sitting there.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh yeah, I got steam everywhere and I'm having my coffee.
I'm all closed in, you know, nosy neighbors.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
How how hot is it? I just want to imagine
you as a seven hundred and two right, let them
move over, sister, I'm is it too early? To have wine.
I know it's five o'clock somewhere. We'll go until we're flushed,
and then we got to get out. Then we'll have coffee. Okay,
that sounds good to me.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
And then once.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Linda, there's something about you calling me in the morning with.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Your coffee in the hot tub that just literally sends
me over.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It makes my whole day awesome. It makes my day too.
Oh my god. Oh, I don't know how much longer
I'm going to cut this thing up.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, no, I mean keep it up as long as
you possibly can.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That's what you have to do. Maybe, see, do you
think maybe you could make it to.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Halloween and you could put it on the front lawn
and then when kids to trick.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Or tree you just toss you. Oh, you could make.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It a haunted hot tub. You could get get red
lights and then you could put skeletons in there with you.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It sounds good.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
We need some black lights, so don't wait up, wait,
I'm not kidding. And Doug, you really need to consider
the haunted hot tub.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Then the of the town. Oh, it'd be amazing.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
And then all the candy could just be wrapped, you know,
like where you could toss it out where it's doesn't
matter if it's wet. Oh I love Oh no, you
can give got goldfish candy goldfish.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh this is so good. I don't think you should take.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
This sound before hollow The last week should be Halloween.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Put at the front lawn and do that. Okay, I'll
see what I can do. My husband will help me.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Well, Linda, I love you, I love living through you.
I'm so lady to try to consider it. Call me
back and let me. I'm gonna give you my cell
phone if you consider doing what what neighborhood do you get? Say?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
What suburb are you live in?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Or yeah, oh my god, you'd be like you'd make
the goose paper there, I know.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I mean, oh my goodness, I know the mayor really well,
it's gonna be like, what is Linda doing now? The
haunted hot tub?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
And even if it's creepy that you're doing it, it's
still creepy.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I mean, it just bits, you know what I mean.
I'll think about it. I'll mention it to my husband.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Of the house is all decorated, No, that black light's
going on with the hot tub with some skeletons in
it and lights it is so funny.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
It's so funny, my gosh. Okay, I'm a hairdresser, so
I have a mannequin too for floating head. I can
the hot I'm so loving this. I've never been so
excited from homing to my life.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Okay, hold on for me one second to give you
my cell phone in case you decide to do this.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yes, okay, well then i'll keep it. Okay, good, Okay,
all right, hold on for me one second. Hold on okay.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well,