Episode Description
Melissa Forman celebrates her moms birthday.
Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It will happen.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
B thank you so much. How old? Shut up? You're
gonna ask me how old I am?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
How young are you?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
That's okay, tweety. I'm gonna be eighty. I'm eighty one.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Who eighty one and full of fun?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm eighty one and I am fun.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Okay, So, Mom, I have some questions for your birthday.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Okay, okay? Are you ready? Can you hear me? Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yes, all right, We're gonna play the would you rather
game for Paula's birthday?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
She's eighty one? All right? Mom?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Would you rather have chocolate or vanilla cake?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh? A chocolate cake? I love chocolate.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, you like vanilla.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I love vanilla too. I'm about half and half? All right?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Mom? On your birthday?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Would you rather eat pizza or hamburger? Pizza or hamburger
on your birthday?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Hamburgers? I love hamburger.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
You love pizza? Huh?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh me too? Oh no, I'll take a good steak.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah no, I.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Hamburgers are made on soo okay, but I'll take a
good steak.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Or so for okay? All right? Mom?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Would you rather have thirty little gifts for your birthday?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Or one big gift thirty little.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I don't know. I'll take it either way.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
But if you had to pick, what would you want?
Thirty little gifts or one big one?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Whatever way I receive a gift, I am always grateful
for gifts. Yead capo gift baked that's true.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh that's again.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You give me the best gift, samver missy.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
What about a cheesecake or ice cream cake? Cheesecake?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh, cheesecake over an ice cream cake?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh I love cheesecake.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Okay, all right, five app final question. It's Paula's birthday.
She's eighty one today.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh I love kaffy apples too. Ohkay, you know I
love kaffy apples.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
She loves Amy's taffy apples Amy's. Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Here's a final question, mom, final question on your birthday?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Would you rather have a bushel of corn?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
A bushel of corn or one million dollars?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Would I betther have a bushel of what?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Corn? Corn?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Of corn?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Or what?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
One million dollars?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Oh? I would love a bushel of corn. No, I
love my corn. I could taste it now along with
the taffy apple. Oh, all right, cheesecake.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And what about the million dollars. You don't want million dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Oh, I'll take the bushel of okay, oh for sure,
oh with butter on it.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
And so yeah, all right, mom, listen, this has been fun.
We all love you. Happiest of birthdays.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I love you, and I love all of the listeners.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Can't wait to celebrate with you tonight.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
It should always be lots of good celebrating, sweetheart.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Right, I'll bring the bushel of corn.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Bye bye bye.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
All right, Happy birthday, Paul, And thank you to each
and every one of you. Just make having her around
really really fun too. Thank you for sharing her joy
with me.