Episode Description
Melissa Forman talks about here neighbor Steve.
Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
But okay. Wait, is Steven, step.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
And Dan live down the street? I love them?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Is yup?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Morning Steve?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hey, good morning, Good morning neighbor.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
You're so turky. What's happening?
Speaker 4 (00:13):
I just called to see what you're doing because tomorrow
is neighbor Day and I just want to call early.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Plea. Do I'm really glad you did it?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Are you in the bushes? Are you spying on me
if you started?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
No, I'm nowhere near your house. I am lying in
bed doing a crossword puzzle the dog.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I have the laziest neighbors.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
What what? So?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
How long are you going to lay in bed before
you come over and start.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Stalking me until the dog makes me it up?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You know, Steve?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Okay, So I just want to say happy neighbor Day
and you have great neighbors.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Wait, I have some questions for you.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Do you want to play the would you rather neighbor?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Game?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Do you want to do that?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yes? Of course I do.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Okay, So let's say you had a neighbor upstairs, like
in an apartment building. Would you rather have a neighbor
that has a dog that arcs all the time or
a baby that cries all the time?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
What would you rather have, Steve.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Oh my gosh, yeah, Oh my gosh, rather have the
apartment on the first floor. I know, I'll take Okay,
I'll take the I'll take the baby because you know
the baby will grow out of it.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Oh good answer.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Okay, all right, now this has app actually happened on
our street.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I want to know, Steve, would you rather have.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
A neighbor that takes the trash out in the bathrobe
but she looks amazing, or a neighbor that cuts the
grass and his underwear.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Which would you rather have the trash.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
In the bathrobe crash in the bathrobe?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Okay, he says the underwear.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
My friend Scotti used to cut the grass without his
shoes on until he lost a couple of his toes.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I don't need to see that again. And that's a
true true story.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
No, we used to before. I don't think you lived
on the street. But Paul, who was so sweet, our neighbor,
he used to cut the grass and his socks and
his underpants.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah yeah, but he was so cute.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
We all least he was in his nineties.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Okay, Well, I just want to say you have the
best you like, love me as a neighbor.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Am I the best neighbor.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I can just feel the love coming up the street
towards me, just wafting, smelling like morning love and microphone juice.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
This is not going well.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
All right, Well, I just wanted to say Happy neighbor Day,
because again, we won't have it tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Everyone should get to know their neighbors.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Get a dog.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
That helps, because then you walk them and you meet everyone,
say hi, maybe bring a cake, get to know people.
We need to go back to the old.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Days, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Oh amen to that?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yes, all right, well you go back to your crossword puzzles.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I'll keep you.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
See you in the bushes when I get home from work.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
So that sounds awesome. Please be in your underwear and
on more.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
The minute you see that, call the cops.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I've officially gone over yet.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I would have a cocktail waiting for me too when
we get home.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
That's just will okay, good, okay, hold on for me.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Happy neighbor day, love you okay.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Oh, it's probably not fun to be my neighbor.