Episode Description
Melissa Forman talks with a listener about their weird Female neighbor.
Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
But there's a guy out right now.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You have a story about your neighbor.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
My neighbor lady cuts her grass and her silk pajamas.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I'm sorry, it's just the way you said it. My
neighbor lady cuts her grass and her silk pajamas. I'm crying.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I mean every time she's outside, keeps never close, always
and some kind of outfit that I mean, I don't
even know what to say.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You don't live in Highland Park right near me, No,
I live.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I live south. I live in a forest. Okay, listening
see and I was like, holy show, that's that's sweet.
What's what she does? Is what I was feeling? What too?
So crazy?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
So she just like literally is she? Does she live alone?
Does she have a husband? Does he wear I don't know,
shorts and brown sides?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
No, she's I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Her husband's not there.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
She's got two kids and three dogs, and there's her
cutting her grass in her silk pajamas, everything kind of
hanging out.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
You know, I had this, I know, I get it.
I had the sweetest neighbor. I loved him so much.
He was in his nineties and he would be out there,
same thing, just moa the lawn in his boxer briefs
and brown socks and shoes, and the police would sometimes
drive by and ask me like, is he okay? Doesn't
have pants on him? Like, no, he's just those are
his shorts. And we just came to understand that that's
(01:27):
what he liked to wear.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So I get it in the road with Tony Soprano
going down the driveway to get the newspaper.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, But this lady is I don't know, she's a
real nice listen.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Maybe she's in a rush. You know. My thing is
I'm always out in the bathroom because I'm in a rush,
like I'm running out and the dogs are this and
everyone's barking, you know, And so maybe she's just got
to cut that grass real quick. She's right out of bat.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm not too sure about that. I think I don't
know what it is. She's just crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, we do it to give her kudos though, that
she's cut in the grass, because I got to tell
you there's no amount of money, but he's.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Dinner in forty. Well, you're right, but it was kind
of on your topics. Yeah, I just wanted to fall in.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
And okay, well, just so you know, my cheeks hurt.
You made my bathroom feel normal, so thank you. Okay,
have a good I'll talk to you leader all right,
Okay bye,